I was awoken at the ungodly hour of 7.30am today (ungodly for us retired folk!) by the sound of singing; I was still quite groggy from sleep and couldn’t quite make out what the hell it was, or where it was coming from. Once I had a shower and woke up a little more and put my contact lenses in, I discovered that it was coming from outside the new shopping mall over the road, it hasn’t opened yet, but they were all outside in the street parading and (I am told) singing about how to smile and be nice to customers.
I’ll see if it works when the mall eventually opens.
See the photo attached for a view of morning enthusiasm.